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TANKMEN 2 TANKMEN 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Man...

Now I really want to grade some geometry papers with, "you shoulda used pythagorean theorum, BITCH."
Also, Sgt. Captain should have checked his "Behrd Goid."


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Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Confusilarity

I was unaware that my soul could die a little whilst laughing uproariously. Well done indeed.


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Brain Food 2: Lower Forms Brain Food 2: Lower Forms

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Unimpressed.

That, sir, was utter bullocks. There was no purpose, reason, direction, or even worthwhile creation in this movie, if I can in fact call it that. I'm all fine with disturbing, demented, nonsensical, and absurd animation, but this was over the line. By a long shot.
A mindfuck is not necessarily "avant garde". Remember that.